Joke: What do snowmen call their kids?

Answer: Chill-dren

Joke: What did the icy road say to the car?

Answer: “Want to go for a spin?”

Joke: What falls every winter but never gets hurt?

Answer: Snow

Joke: How do mountains stay warm?

Answer: They put on their snowcaps.

Joke: What do you call it when a snowman throws a temper tantrum?

Answer: A meltdown

Joke: What’s the best cereal to eat in the winter?

Answer: Frosted Flakes

Joke: Why are winter days great?

Answer: They are snow much fun!

Joke: Why is Frosty never late?

Answer: He waits for snow man. (No man)

Joke: What do Yetis eat on a diet?

Answer: Iceberg lettuce

Joke: Did you hear about the man buried alive under a sudden snowstorm?

Answer: He was feeling under the weather.

Joke: Did you hear about the snowman who fell in love with a mitten?

Answer: It was “glove” at first sight.

Joke: Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?

Answer: They can see what is “mitten” in the stars.

Joke: What did the snowman say to the customer?

Answer: Have an “ice” day!

Joke: What do you call an old snowman?

Answer: Water

Joke: How did the snow globe feel after listening to a scary story?

Answer: A bit shaken up!

Joke: Why are there no penguins in Britain?

Answer: Because they’re scared of Wales!

Joke: What did one penguin say to the other?

Answer: Nothing, he just gave him the cold shoulder.

Joke: What did the snowman say to his friend?

Answer: “Do you smell carrots?”

Joke: What did one snowflake say to the other?

Answer: “You’re one of a kind.”

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