Winter Jokes to Tell Your Friends
Outside During Winter
January 10, 2023
Joke: What do snowmen call their kids?
Answer: Chill-dren
Joke: What did the icy road say to the car?
Answer: “Want to go for a spin?”
Joke: What falls every winter but never gets hurt?
Answer: Snow
Joke: How do mountains stay warm?
Answer: They put on their snowcaps.
Joke: What do you call it when a snowman throws a temper tantrum?
Answer: A meltdown
Joke: What’s the best cereal to eat in the winter?
Answer: Frosted Flakes
Joke: Why are winter days great?
Answer: They are snow much fun!
Joke: Why is Frosty never late?
Answer: He waits for snow man. (No man)
Joke: What do Yetis eat on a diet?
Answer: Iceberg lettuce
Joke: Did you hear about the man buried alive under a sudden snowstorm?
Answer: He was feeling under the weather.
Joke: Did you hear about the snowman who fell in love with a mitten?
Answer: It was “glove” at first sight.
Joke: Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
Answer: They can see what is “mitten” in the stars.
Joke: What did the snowman say to the customer?
Answer: Have an “ice” day!
Joke: What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water
Joke: How did the snow globe feel after listening to a scary story?
Answer: A bit shaken up!
Joke: Why are there no penguins in Britain?
Answer: Because they’re scared of Wales!
Joke: What did one penguin say to the other?
Answer: Nothing, he just gave him the cold shoulder.
Joke: What did the snowman say to his friend?
Answer: “Do you smell carrots?”
Joke: What did one snowflake say to the other?
Answer: “You’re one of a kind.”
