Cheesy Valentine’s Day Pick Up Lines


Emily McCracken, Staff Writer

“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put “U” and “I” together.”

You’ve probably heard this one before, right? If you’re looking for a unique way to tell someone you’re interested in them this Valentine’s Day, or just make someone you know laugh, these uncommon lines below are perfect for you!


“I’m not a photographer, but I can picture you and me together.”


“If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would walk through gardens forever.”


“Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got Fine written all over you.”


“I think I lost my phone number, can I have yours instead?”


“Are you Google, because you have everything I’m searching for.”


“I think you might be suffering from lack of Vitamin ME.”


“I’m not an organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart.”


“Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me.”


“Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?”


I hope these work for you this Valentine’s Day! 🙂